A Need to Be Shallow Ten Things I Would Like to Do, Purchase, or Be in Pursuit of Living a More Gentrified Lifestyle
One- Buy a tin of Camel Exotic Blend cigarettes, preferrably Samsun, Rare, or Crema. Two- Write a series of string quartet pieces for the sole purpose of titling it the Stiff Collar EP. Three- Glamorize the fact that I've failed out of school a la Holden Caufield. Four- Learn French. Five- Discontinue my habit of nail-biting. Six- Learn the art of proper match-lighting. Seven- Read a lot more F. Scott Fitzgerald. Eight- Start dressing up in academic attire for costume parties. Nine- When in New York, buy all tobacco products from Nat Sherman's. Ten- Smoke marijuana out of a pipe not a bowl.
Current Music: Caprice - Claude Bolling
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